Lindsay Lohan is my Valentine of the Day - Kamu sedang membaca di Im Da Paparazzi Blog.
So
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t know this site exists but she’s been my Valentine
for the last 3 years I have been doing this shit. I decided a long time
ago that I needed to focus on one celebrity back then and I went with Lindsay.
I ended up scoring her phone number and left her a lot of creepy
messages on her answering machine in hopes of her filing a restraining
order or to even get me arrested.
I figured it would have been good publicity and since she’s so loose in
the hips, I probably would have ended up marrying her. She never called
me back so I’d like to say something like “it’s her loss” like I am
better than she is and like she’s missing out or something that makes my
low self esteem feel better about myself, but I figure that the reality
is that we are both missing out because a love this strong shouldn’t be
ignored…and by love I mean I want to get her pregnant and live on her
couch because it would make for a better life.
Lindsay Lohan is my Valentine of the Day others,
